buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

BE…

OUR…

GUEST

bopeep:

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

friendshipandlabor:

*looks at follower count*

*looks at notes on selfie*

well this isn’t right at all